dreamed I got a job as a cowboy star, but my sidekick was a lush. I complained
to the Sidekick Union, but they said there was nothing they could do because the
guy had seniority. That's the downside of Unionizing.
have a friend who does a very credible impression of Gabby Hayes. Another I know
does Slim Pickens. Another does Edgar Buchanan. I want to do some late-night spots
on TV. Here's the idea: Suppose you're lonely. Then you could call up and talk
to one of these guys, tell him your problems, and he'd give you advice in Gabby
Hayes's voice, for instance. We could call it the Sidekick Hotline.
trying to think of the female equivalent of the sidekick
and I can't think
it's Laverne and Shirley or Thelma and Louise, chicks who are partners
rather than one being the dominant factor
somebody, maybe Jim Terr, but certainly
not me, should write a paper on that.
love to hear your thoughts on the sidekick issue. Just post 'em in the Guestbook
or on the forum, and only if they're too risqué, or not risqué enough,
will I delete them. Please do not use these media to sell your bogus Viagra however.
price update: Current price for regular in Venezuela: 18 cents a gallon
AMURRICAN cents, amigo.