OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE...THEY
JUST SMELL THAT WAY...A NOTE TO COLONEL ALLGOOD FROM PANAMA RED Nashville,
TN, 5 April 2006 -- Hey
Andy: Actually the Army was a pretty good experience for me. I was an information specialist
which at that time meant journalist. Ultimately I became a stringer for
Pacific Stars and Stripes. I
managed to get the head of the command where I ate and slept and did damn little else,
Brigadier General Robert E. Peters, in Stars and Stripes about once a week
for one great general kindofthing and another, and became like a media pet
to the guy, which meant that in his command I was pretty much a little prince.
I was eighteen years old. One
time, he was doing a Boy Scout Jamboree thing over on the east coast of Korea...I forget
the name of the place. Poontang or something. Chongju? The General had me flown
over there in a little Bell UH-13, the one with the glass bubble, to do my research
thing. Photographer was already there with his Speed Graphik snapping pictures
left and right of General Peters mentoring the scouts, cooking out, tying knots,
rubbing two sticks together, etcetera. Anyway,
end of the gig and General Peters and his Chief of Staff, a Colonel who absolutely
hated me...Hubbard his name was...and I and of course the pilot flew back
to Taegu in some little four seater plane. General and Pilot in front, Colonel Hubbard
and I in the back. I'd
been up the night before, doing a little private research of my own out in the
village, and was dog-tired. Well, what with one thing and another, you know,
the drone of the engine, the closeness of the cabin, anyway I fell asleep,
my head lolling on poor Hubbard's shoulder, probably drooled on the guy
too, I don't know. I
didn't wake up until we touched down. Hubbard had apparently decided that it would
be politically better not to say anything than to openly resent this PFC in
General's presenc. Like I say, I was the General's pet. But I DID get the
guy all the press he could use. Even got him in the Army Times twice, which
is a real career-builder if you're a brigadier general looking to add another
star to your epaulet. My
term of service was late '62 to late '65. A month before I got out, AP started referring
to what was going on in Southeast Asia as "the war in Vietnam". I
got out just in time to miss the war. Except the war AGAINST the war, which
of course I embraced. Anyway
like I say I had a great time in the Army and did two tours of duty in Korea. Second
time, I wrote for this Korean language magazine called Friends of Freedom.
Met a lot of Korean movie and recording stars as well as a couple of fun-loving
factory girls from the ginseng distillery down the road from camp. It was peacetime,
except occasionally a shot or two would be exchanged at the DMZ. It
was a great experience for a kid. I think fondly of those three years often. Glad
there weren't more of 'em. Take
care, Sir. Panama Red
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